Additional vocal production by
Matthew William Hunkins

Lyrics

Holy toledo I just had a premonition
I was Robin and Batman sent me on a mission
where Im promoted to executive position
now you see me courtside when you watch the television

What if I was friends with LeBron
Go to Blaze pizza in his Lambo I’m gone
sippin on the lobo
every king needs a clown I’m the perfect
fool making funny sound

What if I was friends with Lebron
pick up games at the park i’d always
start hand him the ball never gonna miss
win by 99 I got 33 assists

We’d go around the world granting peoples wishes
I’d taste his meals and then i’d wash all his dishes
he’d check my email make sure that nobodys phishing
when I have a bad day bro hes always there to listen

What if I was friends with LeBron
call him on the phone say check out this song
plan the parades pull up the cars
pop that champagne light his cigars

What if I was friends with LeBron
Secret handshakes party all night long
sundays in the park matching tattoos
when we go to brunch table for two


as a couple were odd
but sometimes he mows my lawn
last week we moved a couch
felix the cat oscar the grouch

What if I was friends with LeBron
Go to Blaze pizza in his Lambo I’m gone
sippin on the lobo
every king needs a clown I’m the perfect
fool making funny sounds

What if I was friends with Lebron
pick up games at the park i’d always
start hand him the ball never gonna miss
win by 99 I got 33 assists

What if I was friends with LeBron
call him on the phone say check out this song
plan the parade pull up the cars
pop that champagne light his cigar

What if I was friends with LeBron
Secret handshakes party all night long
sundays in the park matching tattoos
when we go to brunch table for two