Nadie Con Quien Tu Hablas Sabes Nada De Mi
Pilot stands, leaning against desk.
Scientist sitting at a desk with typewriter,lamp and microphone.
Welcome, I've turned off the fasten your seat belt sign. So, go ahead and kick back , relax in your seats. The synopsis for in flight entertainment reads. Here in this laboratory, disguised as a scientist, an average genius is at work. Writing and publishing novels in, what many refer to as, real time. Yes, novels, literal , literary, landmarks. However, this latest novel has many a eye in the sky worried about its reach. Well, such is the view, I’ll quit my yapping and let you passengers settle in. My name is Pilot and I’ll be your pilot tonight. So, as they say in the Guild, Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines.
(Scientist furiously types)
(Reporter enters front stage right)
Hey, Scientist. How’s that new Novel coming along, and no funny business, I gotta give my editor something.
Hey, Que lindo bigote. And I’ll have you know, the title of the that new musical is “Interrupting Genius”. I told the Sheriff that yesterday when he was snooping around.
(Writing on Pad) “Interrupting Genius”
Yes, my Mother came up with that. Funny right? She added that to my Fathers tombstone a few years back and it's led to a definite increase in visitations. What's the name( brief pause) Dicks All Star mobile Engraving , drives right into the cemetery, they do window tinting too.
I did a piece on them, our “Local Scam Artists Eye on Your Side.” What I found was shocking! But, let’s cut to the chase here. Sheriff and I believe, you may have developed a rather rare and dangerous novel. One that could be read in the wrong hands.
“Interrupting Genius” is completely safe ,and it cannot be read, it's to be listened to and sung. Again, It's a musical. Look, I’ll show you scene one.
(Scientist stands and skips towards front stage left. Sheriff and Troubadour with guitar enter)
Ladies and Gentlemen, start your engines, again.
(Forces Troubadour into chair). Scientist, you recognize this man don’t you?
Yeah, me and the reporter were just talking about him. What’s up Dick, 70% VLT was the way to go. I haven't got pulled over yet. Cant say the same for you.
I knew it.
I told you Sheriff!
70 is the correct percentage of allowable Visible Light Transmission for car windows, ask Dick.
Listen. I know who he is. You know who he is, problem is I don’t think Dick knows who he is? Reporter here was right. I just didn’t believe it until you verified it. Scientist, I’ll ask you one more time. Lets help each other out here. How’s the new novel coming along?
It's not a novel and I don't know what's up with Dick?
(Stands and strums guitar)
Thanks for coming out tonight. This next song recently hit number one and as you all know was inspired by the greatest novel of all time. I’ve been all around the world and the love for “Interrupting Genius” soundtrack from the movie based on the novel by the same name, reaches beyond all languages and borders.
Ah, c'mon Dick.
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LETS HAVE CENA WITH THE FAMILY BRING A LITTLE BIT OF AGUA TO THE VALLEYS THE SEA IS SECO WE COULD USE THE CORTEZ PARA TODA PARA AZUL PARA REZ PARA GENTE PARA NINOS POR AVEZ FLY AWAY
NADIE CON QUIEN TU HABLAS SABE NADA DE MI. (X4) CÁLLATE LA BOCA (X4)
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LA PUENTE IM HERE TO MAKE A SCORE
FOR THE GENTE